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Our beautiful beaches are like nowhere else in the world. Relax on the
silky smooth sand while the glorious blue water laps at your feet.
[Tabitha's notes]: These so-called "beautiful beaches"
are anything but pretty! Years ago a young girl carried out a dastardly
scheme right on the beach… putting the lives of those around her
in grave danger. And I've been around long enough to know history has
a nasty way of repeating itself. Let the games begin!
It's as if Mother Nature herself set up this clearing in the woods just
for those visiting the island…all the wonders of nature are right
at your fingertips!
[Tabitha's notes:] Mother Nature had nothing to do with
the campsite… all credit should go to those damnable warlocks. Those
naughty creatures love to "pop in" on their guests at any time…
and on September
17, a wicked warlock will do just that!
Lose yourself in Warlock Island's spectacular caves. The biggest one,
known as the "Cave of the Warlocks," is full of twists and turns
that you can spend hours exploring!
[Tabitha's notes]: "Lose yourself" is exactly
right! If anyone is in that cave on September
10, they'll lose themselves forever. According to my tomes, that
day will bring the earthquake to end all earthquakes!
Warlock Island is the home to the "Warbling Warlock," one of
the most charming rivers found on the Eastern Seaboard. Halfway through
the river is a dam said to be built by the warlocks thousands of years
ago!
[Tabitha's notes]: Well, it doesn't take a rocket scientist
to realize the warlocks built the dam so they could cause trouble! In
fact, the warlocks once gave me this warning: the dam will break on September
21… and whoever is in the river's path is doomed!
Warlock Island features acres of woods chock full of flora and fauna.
And keep on the lookout for the exotic wildlife indigenous to the island.
[Tabitha's notes]: "Wildlife" is one way of
putting it. According to my calculations, a gender-bending beast will
have murder on the brain in these woods! And it appears this mincing monster
will not rest until someone is dead!
According to Island legend, this is no ordinary tree. It is believed that
this tree, known as the "Tree of Hope" holds magical powers
-- that those who wish upon it are certain to have their dreams come true!
[Tabitha's notes]: This trouble-making tree is indeed
magical… but it certainly doesn't make dreams come true. I have it
on good authority that on September
25, this tree will force a young girl to make a tragic sacrifice.
I just love pain and suffering!
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