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A natural wonder to behold! This one-of-a-kind sinkhole drops thousands
of feet down into the earth.
[Tabitha's Notes]: At least this brochure has gotten
something right! My head still hurts from a nasty fall I once took down
this unholy hole (luckily Timmy was there to break my fall)! But revenge
is sweet… another tumble is in the cards for September
7.
Take a close look at the walls and you'll see actual works of art! These
drawings could easily be considered the "Ninth Wonder of the World"
since it remains a mystery how they came to be…
[Tabitha's notes]: And it better remain a mystery! If
anyone in Harmony were to discover those paintings, I'd be burned at the
stake again. I once calculated that these paintings would be uncovered
on September
18… but that can't possibly be true. Right?
Believe it or not, a railroad once ran through one of the many caverns
of Warlock Island. In "Railroad Cave," you can examine the remains
of this historical facet of the island.
[Tabitha's notes]: Here's a little-known fact to share
with the kiddies: the only reason parts of the railroad still exist is
because Alistair Crane refused to get rid of them. And trust me, those
railroad remains are more of a hazard to society than I am! Watch for
them to wreak havoc on September
18.
Island folklore says that only those whose intentions are honest can cross
this abyss. We wouldn't recommend crossing it… but we do recommend
that you take a moment in your travels to marvel at this natural phenomenon.
[Tabitha's notes]: I certainly know a few people who
wouldn't make it across this abyss. Let's see -- Julian Crane, Rebecca
Hotchkiss, and Kay Bennett-to name a few! The stars predict that an unfortunate
"meanie" will be put to the test on September
5. I wish I could witness that delicious descent!
It has been said that the warlocks entertained guests right here in the
"Entertainment Cave." Whether or not you believe in legend,
it's definitely worth a visit to this famous location!
[Tabitha's notes]: Whoever wrote this must have a very
interesting idea of entertainment! This is the cave where warlocks tortured
any interlopers… and I know this from personal experience. I can't
quite tell who their next victim is, but the stage is set for a replay
on September
21!
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